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(The worst of course being the one in Derek Smart's Echo Squad, which was a linear recording that didn't bother checking if you were keeping up with it, or even in the right part of space to do what it was asking, and at one point gave the thrilling order "Leave the controls alone and for about five minutes watch as the fighter performs an escort flight profile around the carrier". Unfortunately, it's followed by this digital face-palm. The first instruction in the game is to press Start, and to give Legend of Jack Sparrow the tiniest drip of fairness, it's not the only game that's goofed over that. If you do venture forth though, things get so much worse.

This is the Options Screen! How does a game fail so miserably and so completely on its Options Screen that the only reason not to rip it out of the drive and use it as a frisbee is that the pure concentrated force of suck might combine with an abandoned copy of 50 Shades of Grey to spawn an apocalyptic black hole? Which I still recommend over actually playing it! oh, what's the word I'm thinking of? Describes things that are not very good at all. Even if it's comprehensively useless, the gap stares back from the screen like a sucking abyss of. And the bit that really takes a shit in the chocolate ice-cream and hands you a spoon? One of the commands-the Run-Kick-isn't even configured. In-game, you can only alter volume, vibration and subtitles. You're probably thinking "But that's OK, at least you can check them in game." Nope! Only the Options screen you can access from the main menu offers any key information. Playing the game, all you get are meaningless icons like a sword or a pointy hand instead of actual buttons, and they certainly weren't explained properly outside it.ĭid I mention that later, there are QTEs? Did I even have to?

I don't still have my manual, but I don't remember it helping. And how do you find out that it's Num Pad 2? Well, that's the best bit! You have to press it to go into the Options menu and see the key-bindings in the first place-at least in game. Got it? Got that key firmly locked in your mind? No changies! I wouldn't waste your time if it was that easy. Keyboard only here, and I'll give you a clue-it's not CTRL.

Assume you don't have a controller plugged in, since this was 2006 and it wasn't as common to have one back then. Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to tell me what button you press to select the current option.